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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

He got his unicorn

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He got his unicorn

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    “Broke in” is an exaggeration. He walked in, they had automatic doors.

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      Unpawful entry.

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        Love it!

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      • Hawke@lemmy.world
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        This is clearly not a legal definition here; I suspect that legal definition only covers humans, and even then it would likely not be a break-in even if you were banned from this place of business. Trespassing yes, breaking-and-entering no.

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          It’s a fluff story ffs why dissect it this kills the frog

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      Hey they had a sign posted saying he wasn’t allowed in the store.

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      Dude Wtf?

      • Hawke@lemmy.world
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        I was hoping for a tale of a dog unlatching a window or doing acrobatics to climb through a roof vent or something. Pretty cool and cute, but not breaking in.

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        “Dude WTF” what? What’s got you triggered?

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          Triggered? Disliking equals triggered? You just seem like an all around fun person

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            Bro relax; I was simply wondering what it was about their comment that made them say “WTF”.

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    Persistent felon. :D

    • Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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      Deport this bitch!

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        For what its worth, I appreciate the pun.

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        No no, elect him as president.

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    Apparently the staff at the Dollar General are full snitches.

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    Aw, like a canine weeabo with his body pillow

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    We once walked into a department store with our Wiener dog. We took her there once before about a year prior

    She wouldn’t stop tugging the belt, she desperately needed to go somewhere. So we let her and followed her, up a flight of stairs, to the other side of the store to find the isle with doggie toys which she only once saw before in passing. she went into the isle, checked all the toys, picked a pink wiener dog version of a piggie plushie, and that was her new toy.

    She literally pulled us like 50 meters across another floor just to get us to the toy section so she could pick a new toy for herself

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    “All my liiiiyyyyiiiffffeee, I’ve prayed for someone like you…”

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    I wish them all the best.

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      It literally did, numbnuts.

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        extra weirdness point for the fact that “sisu” means kind of persistence/willfullness in Finnish language https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sisu

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      I know and look how fetching they are.

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