No, it has to be my pet conspiracy theory or it’s fake. It’s the reverse vampires this week, but will probably be the RAND Corporation next week.
No, I will not reconsider my opinions based on this discrepancy. I am always correct because I need something to give my life meaning. My desire to believe makes it all true, even the lies. Especially the lies.
Dude. It’s one patch on the roof. If it was a low-flying jet, wouldn’t it have done more damage to the roof or broken windows? Why just the one house and not others? Did it divebomb that one house to get close enough to break a handful of shingles and then zwoop straight back up to avoid any other houses?
Like, there are certainly plenty of possible explanations that don’t involve aliens, vampires, ghosts or goblins; but mocking people for being skeptical that a low-flying jet would cause damage like that seems asinine.
No, it has to be my pet conspiracy theory or it’s fake. It’s the reverse vampires this week, but will probably be the RAND Corporation next week.
No, I will not reconsider my opinions based on this discrepancy. I am always correct because I need something to give my life meaning. My desire to believe makes it all true, even the lies. Especially the lies.
Dude. It’s one patch on the roof. If it was a low-flying jet, wouldn’t it have done more damage to the roof or broken windows? Why just the one house and not others? Did it divebomb that one house to get close enough to break a handful of shingles and then zwoop straight back up to avoid any other houses?
Like, there are certainly plenty of possible explanations that don’t involve aliens, vampires, ghosts or goblins; but mocking people for being skeptical that a low-flying jet would cause damage like that seems asinine.
It’s definitely aliens.