Text under:Vladimir Putin building copies of his office in Kremlin in his house over all of Russia

I have no idea what narrative they are pushing here

  • Yiazmat@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 years ago

    the more I read this the more confused I am. are they saying he’s building copies of his kremlin office in his house so would-be assassins go to the wrong place? how would that work? I’m trying to imagine the scenario here and it makes no fuckin sense lol

    • JucheBot1988@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 years ago

      Step 1. Build multiple copies of your Kremlin office, but in your house

      Step 2. Use Chinese phone to take picture of yourself in one of these sham offices, and post online with the caption “chilling at home, ZZZZZZZ”

      Step 3. Would-be asssassin thinks Kremlin is your house, goes to Kremlin with gun to assassinate you, get busted by a guard

      Step 4. Pour yourself a cup of tea and laugh evilly while the poor schmuck gets sent to prison