• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldEnglish
    40·
    7 days ago

    you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

    • kofe@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      6 days ago

      I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldEnglish
        21·
        6 days ago

        The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            2 days ago

            No, but I was admittedly in a very bad way the day I made that post, because some bad news I got, and I didnt realize until after the fact it was making me lash out in undeserved ways.

            I say that only, and explicitly, as an explanation, and not as an excuse.

            Sorry for being a twat.

      • chuymatt@startrek.websiteEnglish
        21·
        6 days ago

        GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

        This is not a fun break time.

  • Alloi@lemmy.world
    6·
    6 days ago

    bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.

  • billwashere@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    6 days ago

    Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

    I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

  • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
    3·
    6 days ago

    I’d just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message

  • Zink@programming.dev
    2·
    6 days ago

    Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don’t be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.

    I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it’s not all bad, but mistakes were made!

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
    53·
    6 days ago

    Weeeeeeellll

    I wouldn’t mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go

    Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I’m all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldEnglish
      401·
      8 days ago

      A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
        69·
        8 days ago

        Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won