Joseph Stalin, the man singlehandedly responsible for wiping out 94 million straight white capitalist men (which is the politically correct way of saying ‘innocent people’).
P.S. I survived communism, so please don’t disagree with me.
ah, this is the ancient Greek philosopher Bophides
Owner of the finest pistachio groves in all of Greece. Back then, everybody wanted a taste of Bophides’ nuts.
I’m glad to hear that the legend of Bophides’ luxurious nuts lives on
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yes, I briefly met his wife
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she’s called… Incontinentia
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this man, obviously.
I said wrong answers only
This is Carl Marks. He worked with Fredrik Angles to invent math. That’s why Fredrik’s last name is Angles.
Mao Fidel Engels Zedong. He ate a trillion landlords for breakfast and wrote about capitals or something.
*trillion-trillion-trillion-trillion
Obviously… Rubeus Hagrid: Care of Magical Creatures professor and member of the Union of Wizards, later called Order of the Phoenix by the reformers of dark magic.
That’s Kras Mazov, communist philosopher, political economist, and revolutionary communard. Right?
Don’t forget legendary sausage maker!
Carolus Marcus
Spoon distributor.
Marx grabbed the big spoon and looked at it. At the same moment fleeting premonition of man devouring unearthly amounts of grain flashed trough his head. “Donnerwetter” - said Marx to himself - “I can’t write this into theory… i’m sure history will judge”.
Curl Max. He held the world record for dumbbell and barbell biceps curl in the 1800s.
Santa Claus during his midlife crisis/homeless phase.
Olaf Advance Wars!
st. nicholas of bari…after firing krampus for being bourgeois scum, he retired to germany and started to write some books
The guy I see doing his taxes at a table in McDonald’s at 11am on a Thursday. He drinks black coffee and uses the cup for infinite refills.
One sausage egg McMuffin but two hash browns
That’s Big K, your plug’s plug
