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minus-squareMrPoopyButthole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoHonestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoEmergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
minus-squarejackoneill@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 year agoHoly crap I read that in his voice
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Holy crap I read that in his voice