Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop.www.pbs.orgexternal-linkmessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down14
arrow-up1306arrow-down1external-linkTIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop.www.pbs.orgQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoI’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThank you for giving me the giggles.
minus-squarecalcopiritus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoYou’ll save a lot of laundry time if you pull your pants down before pooping.
12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…
I’m afraid to ask, but just how the fuck do you poop exactly? Do you helicopter poop it hippo style in the middle of the bathroom?
Thank you for giving me the giggles.
You’ll save a lot of laundry time if you pull your pants down before pooping.