• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    87·
    4 days ago

    I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan

    Why?

    I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal

    Doubtful

    I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail.

    Move to Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, or France. Sweden or Norway if you want to crash into a moose.

    I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves

    Move to anywhere in Scandinavia, probably most other European countries

    I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it

    I am once again asking you to move to Europe

    I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home

    Move to the Netherlands, Jamaica, or Brazil

    Note in case it’s not obvious: I am aware that relocating across borders or even oceans can be very difficult and costly. I am being a flippant ass for comedic effect.

    • krisevol@lemmy.zip
      6·
      4 days ago

      I want an autozam AZ1. Because i like small cars.

      The fireplace one is local laws. We only have 2 days a year that we can burn wood. It’s it’s illegal most days.

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      4 days ago

      Wait, the Netherlands has legal magic mushrooms? That surprises me given that I’ve heard their weed isn’t quite as freely legal as their reputation makes it seem.