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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago
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  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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    4 months ago

    Well if you want to suck a dick you can just say so. No need to make up some convoluted reasons to avoid licking pussy.

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      … Can’t I just do both?

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        probably not at the same time

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          That sounds like a challenge.

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          Put them together with a loose interpretation of “suck”?

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        I’m not stopping you. Go right ahead.

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      You mean if you don’t want to suck a dick? Just clarifying, so no lemmies end up saying no when actually eager.

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