I see where you’re going with your modification to the headline, I really do. But this is a serious enquiry about a serious subject and it doesn’t do the article or the subject any good to alter the headline. Let’s be a bit more serious for the sake of public discourse rather than joke about this like the Tories did. You are, of course, free to disagree vehemently in the comments.

The original headline is:

‘Nastiness, arrogance and misogyny’ of No 10 exposed at Covid inquiry