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minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·3 天前Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse. We’ve been married 17 years.
minus-squareDamagelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·3 天前An interesting way to share your fart fetish with us
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 天前Oh no, thats not my fetish, its too tame.
minus-squareegregiousRac@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-23 天前My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however. Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 天前I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前A love story for the ages but unironically.
Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.
We’ve been married 17 years.
An interesting way to share your fart fetish with us
Oh no, thats not my fetish, its too tame.
My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.
Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
Beautiful puke-green eyes.
I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
A love story for the ages but unironically.