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minus-squareEq0@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoI’m trying to picture what sort of necessity is that. Oh no! My Instagram account can’t handle another boiled egg!
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoOut of necessity for not spending the rest of my life in prison because I’m about to murder someone if I eat another goddamn hard boiled egg.
minus-squareMatty Roses@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYou get in prison, you’ll have to eat 50 eggs
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou forgot to hardboil eggs and need some quickly?
I’m trying to picture what sort of necessity is that.
Oh no! My Instagram account can’t handle another boiled egg!
Out of necessity for not spending the rest of my life in prison because I’m about to murder someone if I eat another goddamn hard boiled egg.
You get in prison, you’ll have to eat 50 eggs
You forgot to hardboil eggs and need some quickly?
QUICK it’s an EGG EMERGENCY