You look like Dwayne Johnson at 2am, yeah?
Nah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.
Do you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don’t judge you?
I do.
Well now I do
That Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!
No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.
I could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it.
Start with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.
And don’t forget your red POWERHONK tank
Weed will do that to you. Unfortunately becoming ripped is not a side effect.
Idk, it seems to be working for this guy. He’s solid as a rock.
Its not so bad if you cut your weed off before bed time and dont smoke all day. I dream most nights now and am getting noticeably better sleep when i got strict with last smoke time and sleep scheduling.
I stopped smoking for the last few weeks as I’m searching for a new job.
Been having the most wildest vivid dreams ever. Some good, some real disturbing like horror vibes or sickening
What’s he watching? Stargate Atlantis?
It really could be!
Exactly what I was looking at - it’s either sg-1, atlantis, or possibly, Farscape
“Can you smell what the Rock is ordering on DoorDash?”
I’m going to imagine he’s watching Stargate Atlantis cause Momoa is his favorite actor.
New head canon!
It seems to be working for you. You’re buff as all get up.
Lol
