Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 天前Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down11
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 天前message-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29·21 天前You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·21 天前Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 天前Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 天前 payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 天前I picture a very weird barbershop opening up
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
I picture a very weird barbershop opening up