Do dogs and cats count? Because I will interrupt literally anything I and those around me are doing to point out a cute one. Which is all of them until proven otherwise.
ACAB (All Cats Are Beautiful)
ADAGB/G (All Dogs Are Good Boys/Girls)
Also rabbits. We have so many rabbits in my neighbourhood but it’s the law that you have to say “bunny!” whenever you see one.
My friend and I were sitting in a field with three rabbits yesterday—we barely got any conversation in.
You wouldn’t believe the amazing red dragonfly I saw yesterday. Just sunning itself on the tip of a bamboo tutor
How do you feel about people who will stop mid-conversation to release one giant, lengthy, smelly fart?
I support it
We ADHDers tend to squirrel a lot
The problem is they’re all cool birds, and there’s a lot of them.
I was getting my roof looked at and they were talking to me, but there was a woodpecker! Pecking! And driving away the finches.



