Well, of course that data is in the “cloud” of a capitalist company willing to sell access to it to anyone… But that doesn’t mean I am okay with you being that anyone!
Well, of course that data is in the “cloud” of a capitalist company willing to sell access to it to anyone… But that doesn’t mean I am okay with you being that anyone!
vacuums and coffee machines.
Yeah. those are the, uh, devices, I’m most concerned people knowing I use…
You have a wall power dildo or something?
The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the most well known vibrators out there. And it’s powered straight from mains voltage.
Goddamn, does it require that much juice?
Well, the lights dim when I turn it on, and it sounds like I’m powering up a blaster in Star Wars, so you tell me…oh, wait…that’s not a Hitachi Wand. Nevermind.
Mix it up for the immersion blender again?
You ever gotten off with an quantum flux capacitor before? Let me tell you…it’ll change your reality.
Also, it’s not a sex toy. I mean, people use it as one but it wasn’t interested for that
My wife finds it so funny when I use it for it’s “advertised purpose” on my neck and shoulders.
Mine too 😂
It has a battery.
Both a “wireless” (battery-powered), and wired version exist. The wired version is unsurprisingly the original design.
Yeah, but mentioning the playstation and the meme homeserver right away felt a little too cheap.
It’s more the kitchen appliances that I use aren’t the ones people bought as gifts… seriously that combined air fryer/pressure cooker/five-other-cooker-things is… annoying.
(I just have an instapot+slow cooker, immersion blender+blender+food processor that I have to hide from certain family, the absence of the “all in ones” would start a fight.)
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