with blackjack and hookers
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
I’m 40% Futurama references
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
To shreds, you say?
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
My manwich!
Woman!
I heard this comment.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
You guys like swarms of things, right?
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Anytime someone asks me if I’m ok after I get a small injury I’ll say “Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage.”
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
