If they do end up covering it, I hope they mention spez’s doomsday-prepper fascism.

When society crumbles, I’ll totally be in charge because I’m such a natural leader. I won’t be a slave, but some people definitely will be. But not me, because I have motorcycles and guns. I’ll be in charge when slavery comes back. This is a normal thing to say.

— spez, least psychopathic tech CEO