@superduperenigma@SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”
God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.
Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.
Me too. Since I have a free hand to vote with.
That’s one way to spoil your ballot.
Is that what hanging chads were about? I forget, I was a freshman in college for that election.
Satan: we don’t torture people with thorns and nails here. That’s the other guy’s department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.
Job has entered the chat
@superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”
Sounds like the USA elections
Man. People around here hate Infant Annihilator!
@Burn_The_Right they speak the truth of the church
Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.