• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      You might, but it turns out Elon made them by torturing monkeys until they vomit to death, and you’ll be lucky if they’re even half as reliable as a Tesla.

      • BigFig@lemmy.worldOP
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        1 year ago

        Oh please, I only use Amazon™ brand cyber implants. They used HALF the monkies and are made by infants in Cambodia.

    • Kittenstix@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Imma be honest, even if this timeline does, you’d be foolish as hell to get them because losing the functionality of your arms when you can’t afford the mandatory firmware update doesn’t sound like a fun time.