• Norgur@kbin.social
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      9 months ago

      Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

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        9 months ago

        I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

        Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys

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          9 months ago

          Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!

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        9 months ago

        Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!

        Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.