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minus-squareTommySalami@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 年前It makes a little more sense when you consider R2 was heavily modified by Anakin, who also had lightsaber needs.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·2 年前“Lightsaber needs” is also what Jedi call being horny.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前It’s the real reason the Old Republic era jedi used vibration lenses.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前Anakin: When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations. Padme: Aggressive negotiations? What’s that? Anakin: Ah, well, it’s negotiations with a lightsaber.
minus-squareDamagelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 年前So Anakin lobotomised R2 to make room for lightsaber pocket?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 年前He excised the “dorky little bitch” circuits. Win-win
It makes a little more sense when you consider R2 was heavily modified by Anakin, who also had lightsaber needs.
“Lightsaber needs” is also what Jedi call being horny.
It’s the real reason the Old Republic era jedi used vibration lenses.
Anakin: When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.
Padme: Aggressive negotiations? What’s that?
Anakin: Ah, well, it’s negotiations with a lightsaber.
So Anakin lobotomised R2 to make room for lightsaber pocket?
He excised the “dorky little bitch” circuits. Win-win