My name is Spez. The people of Reddit say that they want apps that are accessible and work better than the app that I bought out and then destroyed with my own hard-earned corporate money. However, I want more money than I know what to do with and would definitely be a leader in an apocalypse. I don’t know why people are complaining. I mean, how much could a banana cost, Lemmy, 20 million dollars?

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    1 year ago

    NTA. It sounds like you’re clearly starving in a ditch. The community members owe you that $20mil and will absolutely feel a sense of pride and accomplishment once they bail you out of this terrible predicament. Hope you teach those Redditors some respect!

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