• Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Or if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean.

    Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.

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        10 months ago

        Yes but can he walk on water if his feet are encased in cement? Do the water resistance properties apply to the concrete or does Jesus need to do a cool handstand walk type thing in the middle of the Aegean