How an Ohio group is bringing God back to public school
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LifeWise Academy is on a mission to reach school children with the gospel. Opponents say the weekly Bible studies blur the line between church and state.
  • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
    57·
    8 months ago

    Two months from now:

    LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.

    • taanegl@lemmy.world
      26·
      8 months ago

      Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor’s penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.

  • seth@lemmy.world
    37·
    8 months ago

    Christians always seem to advocate for public prayer, going fully against the explicit quote by Jesus in their holy book that specifically instructs them not to pray in public, or in groups. He says word for word how they are supposed to pray, twice…once in Matthew, once in Luke. In Matthew, he even tells them to go do it secretly in a quiet place like the innermost room of their home so no one else sees it.

    These dominionists are such assholes.

  • Clasm@ttrpg.network
    201·
    8 months ago

    What other hope do we have,” Penton said, “but to inject the word of God into the hearts of brainwash the next generation?”

    -ftfy

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    18·
    8 months ago

    Not that I want this nation to turn into a theocracy, but when it does, I look forward to the Great Sectarian Wars.

  • girlfreddy@lemmy.ca
    9·
    8 months ago

    Have any one of these chucklefucks asked God if he even wants to be ‘back in’ public schools?

    • holycrap@lemm.ee
      16·
      8 months ago

      Why yes, of course they have! It turns out god conveniently wants all the same things they want and hates all the same people they hate! Isn’t it a miracle?

      Oh, and he wants money.

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
    7·
    8 months ago

    I just love how they claim it’s not state sponsored. While anyone who doesn’t participate doesn’t continue classes. They go to the library until the Christian kids come back. The entire school day is structured around their “off-site” prayer.