• neidu2@feddit.nl
    2112·
    8 months ago

    To be fair, Jesus didn’t set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.

    • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
      483·
      8 months ago

      To be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.

      • owen@lemmy.ca
        361·
        8 months ago

        Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”

        Me: “Huh?”

        Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
      161·
      8 months ago

      Isn’t Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time?

      Sounds like deflecting.

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
        61·
        8 months ago

        Depends on your view.

        Some say he is, some say he’s different, some say they’re a paradoxical entity that both is and isn’t.