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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Son, we need to have a serious talk!

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Son, we need to have a serious talk!

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I’d take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain’t gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain’t messing with the bear.

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      Water bear. Ravenously hungry.

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        Awh. Cute lil guy

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      Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

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        The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

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        Yeah but a well fed black bear isn’t going to try to make small talk

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          Neither will a socialy anxious person… Or a mute

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      A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

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      Gummy bear. It’s not hungry, but you are.

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