• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago
    1. Get natural Vitamin D

    2. Put some product in your hair. Moose, bull semen, wax…

    These are how a freakish nerd suddenly looks normie. Prob the easiest $230K a year PR job you can get, but it took a decade and a while for them to convince.