• Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    DM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation.

    LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned?

    DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?