• David Gerard@awful.systemsM
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    1 month ago

    from bsky

    unfortunately had to slap my youngest child, hyperion dipshit, in the target parking lot today after he failed to show proper respect to a cybertruck. before you call that abuse, just ask my other children, aryan chlamydia and maximus trifecta what they think

    confiscating Adeptus Mechanus’s iPad to teach him a lesson about makers and takers

    cursed subskeet is what we plan to name our fourth child