• TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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    Smol brain: failing to kill the enemy as a man because no man can kill them

    Big brain: killing the enemy by realizing you’re trans and therefore not a man.

    Transcended: killing the enemy by specifically being a Gnome named Ann

    Galaxy brain: transitioning to Gnome Ann but burying your enemy under a mountain as punishment instead of killing them

    Omniscience: talking your enemy down and convincing them to right the evil they’ve caused so there is no need to kill them as Gnome Ann