WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
No, I mean democrats have a clear horse in the race in this scenario. Democrats wouldn’t need to fight for who gets their pick. It’s Harris.
But if trump died…then what? Who’s the pick? How do they decide? They’d be fucked.
I dunno, I’m thinking whoever they dredged up would have a good shot at beating Harris. Hopefully we won’t ever have to find out!