Your brain: wrinkly (Old!), gross, too large.
My brain: Sleek, aerodynamic, cute.
Words can’t hurt me if I don’t understand them
My brain is SMOOTH and CUTE 🥰
My brain is classified a „frictionless surface” whatever that means.
Wouldn’t the inverse be true as well with regards to compliments?
Compliment me all you wish
My brain is too wrinkly
The wrinkliest there is
your words simply
trip right off
Make sure you brush between the bumps so you stay clean while you’re getting brainwashed!
libs be like
Fun fact, I work with rats in a lab, and they have smooth brains. Human brains weird me the fuck out
All the more smooth to reflect light
What was the original of this? Did it have a cat or something? I know I’ve seen this before with something different on the left.
A koala maybe? They actually literally have smooth brains
