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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·26 days agoIt’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-226 days agoYou at your desk, staring at your dick: “cmon… WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday…” Your boss who is standing behind you: “wtf”
It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.
You at your desk, staring at your dick: “cmon… WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday…”
Your boss who is standing behind you: “wtf”