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minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down2·2 年前 It’s all part of God’s plan My responses to that nonsense include: “Damn, that guy’s a real sadist.” “Which god? My money’s on Zeus, he’s always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he’s trying to trick some woman into fucking him.” “Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing.” Feel free to contribute some more ammo.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels. Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前“I’ll be sure to tell my niece that God wanted her to have leukemia since he thought that’s what she deserved.” is my goto
My responses to that nonsense include:
“Damn, that guy’s a real sadist.”
“Which god? My money’s on Zeus, he’s always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he’s trying to trick some woman into fucking him.”
“Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing.”
Feel free to contribute some more ammo.
Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels.
Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.
“I’ll be sure to tell my niece that God wanted her to have leukemia since he thought that’s what she deserved.” is my goto