But they’re only each 9. Ever seen drunk dudes fighting in groups? They’d fight like that. Getting in each other’s way, tripping over each other. Hell if my kid is any indication he’d just sit and play with toys the other kids left behind.
I could take about 5 at once given what I know of children, that’s a reasonable limit.
Oh for sure. I’m just saying if they did manage to coordinate for a minute it could get a little more difficult. Luckily children aren’t known for teamwork or strategy.
I think really you only need to get a solid punch on one kids jaw. One goes out cold, the others to into survival mode. I think the primary risk there is I might wear myself out chasing them down to mop up.
I’m gonna step back and just say this is all humorous. Don’t hit kids… Unless they deserve it.
How many 9 year-olds? I’ll bet I could take 5 at once.
@sndmn i dunno… if one grabs each arm, and each leg… that fifth one is free to go crazy.
@Girlparts
But they’re only each 9. Ever seen drunk dudes fighting in groups? They’d fight like that. Getting in each other’s way, tripping over each other. Hell if my kid is any indication he’d just sit and play with toys the other kids left behind.
I could take about 5 at once given what I know of children, that’s a reasonable limit.
Oh for sure. I’m just saying if they did manage to coordinate for a minute it could get a little more difficult. Luckily children aren’t known for teamwork or strategy.
I think really you only need to get a solid punch on one kids jaw. One goes out cold, the others to into survival mode. I think the primary risk there is I might wear myself out chasing them down to mop up.
I’m gonna step back and just say this is all humorous. Don’t hit kids… Unless they deserve it.
But if they deserve it make it count. Haha!