• Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      Tarantella Napoletana playing as I’m hacking into the cheese database

      “And now for the secret ingredient!”

      adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database

      a loud knock on the door

      “Polizio, open up!”

      “Mama-mia! They’re on to me!”

      I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape

      “How about them meatballs!?”

      chefs-kiss