Translation

George finds tim at a car accident

George says to tim. Tim don’t cry you can get a new car.

Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat

George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don’t cry You can get a new girlfriend tim

Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim’s penis was cut of

Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks

This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life