• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    You don’t see rushed straight relationships in Hollywood.

    You may want to sit down now, because if you like, I can gather a list of all movies whose script contains the line

    “and then the hero gets the girl despite there being no perceivable chemistry or other factors they have in common except him being the main character and her being The GirlTM in the movie. They kiss. The End.”