If it’s real, where would one go to see some Slovakian Traffic Cone porn? (just so I can be sure to avoid it)
All of these kinds of things are fictional sexual acts intending to be as crass and disgusting as possible. They are a form of adolescent humor.
These jokes are somewhat similar to The Aristocrats joke which has been around for years.
Yea these are just silly things highschoolers tell each other. What person would consent to that disgusting nonsense lol.
Don’t kink shame me!
The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner.
It’s likely a joke fetish as of now (cannot find anything like that), however, with enough time, someone might either do it for real, or draw it.
A more “vanilla” variant of just inserting a traffic cone into the anus (no other nastiness with the toilet pump) is uncommon but exists in both real and hentai form. MMD artist YasaiPantsuu (if I remember correctly) made some videos of a 3D anime girl inserting a traffic cone in their series of anal expansion stuff. In real life however, don’t expect a large traffic cone to be fully inserted (not even the icium could handle it).
just so I can be sure to avoid it
Don’t be shy! It’s okay to have weird fetishes, even if they’re not very realistic, just make sure you’re not overstepping other people’s boundaries (don’t force fetishes on people they don’t like, don’t try unrealistic things in real life, and so on).
I’ve gone and read the definition and I hate it, thanks.
