• DrRatso@lemmy.world
    11·
    11 months ago

    well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
      5·
      11 months ago

      Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

      [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

      NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

      ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

      NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

      ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

      NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

      ARTHUR: Oh shut up.