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minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 anni faHow did you make and apply the brine? I tried it once and the results where despicable.
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 anni faI use a 3% lye bath for 20 seconds. Also baked using a convection oven. I’ve done it using a baking soda boil and/or a standard oven and it just gets light brown. Lye plus convection is the key to get that dark brown.
minus-squarezalgotext@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down6·2 anni faMiddle one looks like a big, ropy turd I dropped last night
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 anni faYou wish you dropped such a noteworthy turd.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 anni faI drop respectable amounts but mostly liquid.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 anni faPlease see a doctor. That’s not OK.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 anni faDoctors are expensive ‘it be like that’ is cheap
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 anni faOh, my bad, you’re from the only developed nation in the world that doesn’t have socialised healthcare. I’m so sorry.
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 anni faLol I figured that one would get the love
Pretzels
How did you make and apply the brine? I tried it once and the results where despicable.
I use a 3% lye bath for 20 seconds. Also baked using a convection oven. I’ve done it using a baking soda boil and/or a standard oven and it just gets light brown. Lye plus convection is the key to get that dark brown.
The german flying overhead:
Middle one looks like a big, ropy turd I dropped last night
You wish you dropped such a noteworthy turd.
I drop respectable amounts but mostly liquid.
Please see a doctor. That’s not OK.
Doctors are expensive ‘it be like that’ is cheap
Oh, my bad, you’re from the only developed nation in the world that doesn’t have socialised healthcare. I’m so sorry.
I’m also fat.
Lol I figured that one would get the love