Unless you are in dangerously high winds (like shit-flying-around-winds), when you cut the string on a kite it comes down. Sadly and floppily.
Edit: spelling
Unless you are in dangerously high winds (like shit-flying-around-winds), when you cut the string on a kite it comes down. Sadly and floppily.
Edit: spelling
A kite without a string is litter.
That means this ad is essentially telling us to be trashy.
It does have a needless booby shot.