This and waiting for Ronnie to end the world with the push of a button.

  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Most restaurants would have smoking sections right next to the none smoking sections, as if the smoke knew the rules.

    “Smoking or non-smoking”

    ‘Non-smoking please’

    * sits you right next to the smoking section *

    ‘You could just tell me to go fuck myself.’