JapanesePeopleTwitter, probably: “I like 'em cute, I like 'em funny! I like 'em めす, I like 'em が-…”
Inspired by u/OtherAyachi’s meme here.
Some Cirno fans, probably: “I like 'em flat, I like 'em funky!”
u/Senior_Tacos: “IF SHE DOESN’T HAVE HUGE OPPAI THEN IT’S BYE-BYE!”
Source for top left: u/OtherAyachi’s meme
I don’t even understand the bottom panel