• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    Welcome to the 5th Annual ExxonMobil Corn Belt Desertification, brought to you in part by the Darren Woods Not-Woods-Anymore Sand Dunes And Funplex. We are broadcasting to you live from our fortified bunker deep underground here in beautiful Clear Lake Oasis, Iowa, using 100% renewable energy generated by local residents. And we are happy to announce our partnership with Sociopathy Gives A Little Back Sometimes Philanthropy, who has agreed to donate one fresh apple for every ten kilowatt-hours generated by our Team Green Cycle Team. Thanks team, we could not have done this without you, and there are a thousand people waiting to take your spot! Keep up the good work!