With Congress out of town, DHS will shut down beginning at 12:01 a.m. Saturday. That means that federal employees at agencies such as FEMA, the Transportation Security Administration and the Coast Guard won’t be paid, though most of them will continue showing up for work because their jobs are considered critical.

Wow. I mean “fuck em”, but wow. Working for free for the government is like the reverse “neither slavery nor involuntary servitude”

Berlusconi dissed Schulz with “I’ll put in a good word for you as the kapo” and it looks like amateurs’ hour in comparison to this

Even though the reasons for ditching the headphone jack were specious I’d rather have a USB Type C port with video output capabilities

If you don’t bomb the Middle East can you even be called POTUS? /s

Nothing that cannot be solved by politically motivated violence.

There is everything wrong with having to work like a peasant because wealth hoarders want to hoard even more wealth

So far we’re still in the “my genes are superior and it’s my moral duty to the white race to reproduce”, once his daughters reach puberty he’s definitely going to use them as human incubators.

The biggest audience for Melania should be the one at her hanging

I wish she hadn’t had to mourn her husband for long because she would have been the next one in front of the firing squad.

Making lots of money out of hatred on the other hand… gtfo

She jumped through grief as if it were hopscotch

The students were of Egyptian and Moroccan descent, so right-wing politicians are having a field day with the whole “culture war” shit

You hang them like common criminals, you don’t shoot them like soldiers:

Göring made an appeal asking to be shot as a soldier instead of hanged as a common criminal, but the court refused.

I didn’t hear no bell

Clinton would be problematic even without all the nasty sexual stuff

That’s a weird phrasing for Kristi Noem

Politics is a career choice for most of them. There is not an ounce of actual politics behind their performativity.

Absolute Batman portrays Bruce Wayne as a civil engineer

Does shooting billionaires count as manual labor?

Does providing for those who shoot billionaires count?

But I can hold the behavior of the Democratic establishment during his campaign as a proxy for how they behave at a nation-wide level.