Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.

Gotta be honest, I’m not the person to ask for the plant names. The marigolds and lilies are easy to remember but I didn’t pick the flowers. I’m more landscaping than plants.

Thank you!

Also we’re going to add more rocks, some driftwood, at least one garden gnome, and some more ornaments once the plants take.

Their whole point is to cover up the rat traps the landlord told us we can’t move.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

I’m from Nebraska and volunteered for them a few times and I feel like they’ve probably got a rough position being as Nebraskans seem to hate wildlife in every context but hunting and fishing.

Edit: also the geese seem pretty passive there, never personally had nor witnessed a negative interaction with them.

That’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility to be honest.

Also he’s wet because the river’s flooded a significant part of the local trail and he loves swimming.

I like to think for something as high stakes as the argument you’re going to make in court that a lawyer would have partners or employees or something to bounce ideas off before pulling the proverbial trigger on it.

Edit: oh and discussing such things with the client too

Imagine being the first person that lawyer pitched his idea to and not responding violently.

My local brewery tops out at $8 for the good stuff…

I assume somebody will pay for the novelty. Besides, if my summer raising chickens was to be believed those eggs are rare enough that it’s not like there has to be a huge demand.

If I recall correctly that one, in a number of ways, ended up getting even more out of hand and insane than it started. Something about taking the LSD themselves, fucking the dolphins, and drama related to that.

Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

Mulberries are definitely one of the few things I miss about back home. There’s some edible berries here but they aren’t as plentiful or delicious.