Reminds me of those plays Bloomberg puts on for himself every year

some petty bullshit making him plead guilty to espionage but

My great grandmother had a wooden wiiwoo we found cleaning out her attic

Don’t forget getting long covid 18% of the time twice a year!

who’s laughing?

are we gonna see a polarity flip and just get demolished by solar radiation?

I had no idea he had so much facial hair in that picture

Yeah you can clearly see that 75 is worked a lot less than 20

The drop off from 15 to 10 is very funny psychology

holy shit I’m tired

Two ‘home at 11pm’ days of ~90 degree temperature in a row and for some dumb reason I accepted an extra shift tomorrow

so I have to stay up to do laundry

I hope they took the opportunity to bring some supplies made scarce by the blockade

tAoaADD: Today was the first day of being at or above 90 degrees for a couple hours and gotta say I’m not a fan. Doesn’t matter how much ice water you have, even a few hours later when it’s cooled down to the 70’s that endurance is gone. Still ended up doing almost an 11 hour day because now I’m good enough that I finish with time to rescue someone else struggling or behind each night. I’m not turning down extra hours but boy I sure did get home after 11pm tonight

Crazy train got played like Ramblin Man and they’re both good songs but I am done with them forever now

…Weren’t they fist pumping the war protests in Russia a couple years ago?

Exiting my time machine I grab the baby while its mother’s back is turned and abscond to a distant year where I can read this textbook out loud to a baby.

I’m going to block you now because I don’t exercise futility.

I always imagine people like this dressed as Greek actors with giant masks and exaggerated hand gestures to explain the emotion of each sentence.

btw a google search for “where is the uss eisenhower right now” on google gives you news stories from 2023 while on Yandex this is the top result

http://www.shiptraffic.net/current-position/USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69)/1/368962000 lol it’s true

You support genocide. You are a nazi.

“But my genocide is better!”

Tell it to the fucking wall.