Athos

Pay peanuts, get monkeys

Hello there fellow ‘Cannibal simulator’ enjoyer

He just likes bones, if you have a problem with that dont leave yours lying around

How do we know that man didnt kill and butcher that chicken mere minutes before this picture was taken???

Signed up to email list despite clicking you didnt want to receive promotional emails

1. Unsubscribe from this email list
2. Need to fill out questionnaire as to why you want to unsubscribe from email list that you never asked to be subscribed to
3. dont select an option and just press next
4. Error: you must select a reason for unsubscribing
5. Click random option and press next
6. Are you sure you want to unsubscribe?
7. Click “yes”
8. Website lags, “error, we are unable to unsubscribe you at this time. Please try again later”

I dont fall into any of those categories but I know that people of that description make or break a website, so here I am and hope things stay active and fresh

1. Slices of white bread that you need to toast yourself
2. Small individual packets of butter and jam
3. Several different cereals stored in tall plastic containers
4. Milk is available but only Houdini could find where its actually being kept

“Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food”